Hey, have you seen G.I. Joe: Retaliation? No? Well guess what: It’s ACTUALLY GOOD. After the mess of the first film, it’s hard to believe, but they’ve managed to make a movie that’s a heck of a lot of fun and shows some real love for the canon. We’ll admit it’s not the best -written or smartest movie, but if you don’t have a good time watching this, you might not have a pulse.
Stage a two-on-two showdown on your shelf! G.I. Joe vs. Cobra has become a classic battle of the factions and now you can take control of CONRAD “DUKE” HAUSER and SNAKE EYES and face off against STORM SHADOW and COBRA NINJA VIPER (the power of two snakes!). They’re fully armed and ready for action. The pack includes all four figures, plus accessories, at the 3.75-inch scale. This pre-order ships in June!
Sideshow’s impressive work on all of their figures generally impresses, but sometimes they have works that seem to stand out in a crowd and this Storm Shadow figure is surely among them. Sideshow always shines when their figures’ elaborate outfits are the type that cover all the joints, which adds a level of realism difficult to attain when your character’s elbows have obvious plastic pegs. He stands 12 inches all told and boasts the following features:
* Fully articulated Prometheus male body with 30+ points of articulation
* Storm Shadow masked portrait
* Storm Shadow unmasked portrait
* Sashes with pockets
* Forearm Bracers
* Leg wraps
* Ninja stars
* Long sword with scabbard
* Short sword with scabbard
* Nine interchangeable hands
* 12-inch display base with G.I. Joe logo
Of course, with Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes as the resident ninjas over in the world of G.I. Joe, one wonders when we’re going to find ourselves either rallying behind or at the mercy of some actual ninjas. Judging from an article over at Cracked.com, though, it’s going to be a while yet. Here’s an excerpt from their article “8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure”.
8. The Connecticut Ninja
The ninja is a creature of stealth and subtlety; he is a shadow that lives; a whisper in the night; a… guy screaming on a street corner and waving nunchucks around? A man in Vernon, Connecticut was arrested for loudly and repeatedly threatening to “beat up” Senator Joe Liebermann while dressed entirely in a black ninja outfit and brandishing a pair of nunchucks… at 11 o’clock in the morning.
What They Did Right:
Liebermann is an appropriate ninja target. He’s a famous turncoat–rich and reviled by the local peasants–but the appropriate ninja approach would be to sneak into his house, or ambush his caravan, or… send him nasty glances at a party and tell people his shoes look fat, or pretty much anything besides standing on a street corner at lunchtime and hollering about beating him up.
What They Did Wrong:
The black outfit is a staple of the ninja mythos: It conceals the ninja, making him one with the night. It is beautifully simple camouflage. However, its stealthy nature does not function at certain times . Those times are:
A. In Connecticut
B. 11 o’clock in the morning.
C. While screaming.
Also, police report that the subject was “belligerent and furious” until they pulled out bean bag guns and tasers, at which point the ninja in question “became polite and cooperative.” Man, if you’re just a ninja so long as nobody launches a hacky-sack into your junk at 200-mph, then you, sir, are no ninja.
Read the rest here.
The Hall of Heroes collection has arrived! Throughout his illustrious career, G.I. Joe has had dozens of memorable friends and foes, but the Hall of Heroes brings together only the finest and most beloved or feared of the characters. Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes appear, as do Flint and Firefly, among others. Fans of the franchise will definitely want to snag these 3 3/4” figures either individually or as a set of 10.
And if that isn’t enough, be sure to check these out:
G.I. Joe Battle Packs! Each set contains a bunch of figures ready for action in any situation, from a shipwreck to a desert assault. Figures from all eras of G.I. Joe there, with the latest based on thus summer’s upcoming G.I. Joe live-action film. Some are already available to buy, others can be pre-ordered for later delivery, but all of them help you bring home the awesomeness of the real American heroes.