The most recent in a long line of “JUST TAKE MY MONEY, VALVE” items, we finally have a fully sculpted, 7-inch rendering of Portal protagonist CHELL. And we couldn’t be happier.
Well, okay, maybe if they announced Portal 3. But until then, we couldn’t be happier.
Wait, maybe Half-Life 3.
Okay, for this moment, in regards entirely to Portal merchandise, we couldn’t be happier.
This has now been released. Get on it.
Wow! With all these awesome ThinkGeek products, we’re almost Portaled out!
Nah, just kidding. We honestly can’t get enough Portal and we’re thrilled that ThinkGeek is feeding our Aperture addiction. Check out the latest:
All you need is a potato and you can wire up your very own GLaDOS-turned-root-vegetable in a hurry! Here’s a look at her specs:
It really works! When assembled, PotatOS’s light will illuminate & talk
17 audio clips from Portal 2 included
Press a button on the PotatOS unit when you need to crush your ego
Yellow light blinks when PotatOS speaks
1 main PotatOS unit
2 tall wire guides
2 round head pins
3 rubber bands
6 U-shaped staples
Miniature science fair poster
Potato not included, so add that to your grocery list
Click the details tab above to see what the PotatOS will say
Cardboard science backdrop includes new material from Valve’s writing team!
Officially licensed Portal 2 collectible
Batteries: CR2032 (included)