Aperture Labs Shower Curtain

The folks at Valve and ThinkGeek are really spoiling Portal fans.

You’ll feel like Cave Johnson when you step into your morning shower with this brand new Aperture Science curtain. Well, no, you’ll probably feel more like a test subject or an employee because Cave knows better than to trifle with dangerous amounts of mercury… which we swear isn’t a problem here. Really. Look, it says “Less than 1% mercury” right on it!