The Mortal Kombat Ninja Six Pack

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You’ll find Ermac, Scorpion, Reptile, Sub-Zero, Rain and the sadly-named Noob in this six-pack of Mortal Kombat “Klassic” Ninja figures from Jazwares.

They’re about six inches tall and represent a later evolution in the Mortal Kombat Ninja Costume Canon (or Kostume Kanon?), but you’ll have no recognising any of these iconic characters (Kharacters.)