Danzaversary, Polarrhoids and In-Flight Flight: Superuseless Superpowers

SUPERUSELESS SUPERPOWERS is a blog that looks at the most mundane of superpowers and presents them to you as a handy guide.

Float like a butterfly and sting like the bedside manner of Mother Teresa. As a superhero, sometimes you have to resort to violence. Too bad your ferocious fists instantly heal the damage you inflict. Whereas most punches would deliver a crushing Ivan Drago-like knockout. Yours leave your opponent feeling amazingly refreshed and rejuvenated. At least until he counters with an uppercut to your oesophagus.