Coming Soon: The Return of HardCore Nerdity!

September 2, 2010

The premiere social network for geeks, Hardcore Nerdity has been down for some time, needing to upgrade its servers to properly accommodate the teeming masses in desperate need of their nerd fix.

Well, finally, it seems to be on its way back! A site-wide e-mail and a pre-Fan-Expo message posted on their main page suggests that the long wait is nearly at an end and fans can expect the return of Jonathan Llyr’s magnum opus very, very soon!

DON’T PANIC!

What has it been like to live two full months without our beloved HcN? Well, we got to know our loved ones better, took our precious puppy out for a walk and rediscovered the glory that is “fresh air”. We went to family gatherings, played sports, maybe even went for a swim. We saw movies, we read books, we dusted off that unfinished model of the Millenium Falcon and now it’s slightly less unfinished.

But fear not, oh loyal HcNers, your living torment is close to an end.

For HcN is returning soon! How soon? Like . . . dude . . . really soon. But all great things are worth the wait, and we would be remiss in giving you a site that was only half its potential. So some final tweaks are being twacked, and nits are being picked.

“I don’t trust you!” you say. “You have deserted us. How can we believe a word you say??”

Believe it my friends, believe it. For here we have proof – a screen cap of the new and improved and snazzy HcN:

Adding to that we are still hard at work gathering super awesome content for the site, and will be present at FanExpo this weekend like every year so do seek us out!

In the immortal words of the great Douglas Adams: Don’t panic. And in the even more immortal words of the Governor of California: We’ll be back. And when we’re back, you’d better believe we’ll be driving that truck through the wall in style.

Thanks for visiting Hardcorenerdity.com. Stay tuned!
- the HCN Team


Film Noir Comic Covers by NINJA INK!

August 22, 2010

Over at NinjaInk’s Deviantart Page, there’s a stunning collection of Film Noir style posters based on a number of superhero and comic book properties. Just take a look at this one!

Very much inspired by film noir and grindhouse posters. This was a collaboration between myself and my friend and fellow artist, John Liem, whom I can’t link to because he lives off the grid in anticipation of the day that Skynet takes over.

He came up with the text, I came up with the illustration based on his descriptions.

The rest of the Noir gallery includes Spider-Man, Batman and Transformers images, plus a ton of other great original and fanart pieces. He’s a real talent and you should definitely make sure to check out all of his DevArt folders to see more of the incredible images he’s created. Click here!


BLOG REC: Elise Archer’s Harley Quinn Aid!

August 7, 2010

Elise Archer is more than just a cosplayer. She’s a blogger, a revier, a burlesque performer, a clown, a writer and perhaps the biggest Harley/Joker fan out there! Many might know her only as the Harley in this very popular pic that seems to have made the internet rounds…

..but there is so much more to know, and to read, about this wonderful Australian lady who not only organised a Harley Quinn meet-up at this year’s SDCC (Harleypalooza!) but got both Paul Dini and Mark Hamill to join in the fun! Read more here.

So all I can say about this brilliant fangirl is that you should check out her tumblr and, from there, take a look at everything else she’s done. She’s beautiful, funny and, most importantly, an extremely intelligent writer whose insight on comics is incredibly refreshing!

Check her out!


The Wonder Woman Redesign

July 5, 2010

So that’s the new Wonder Woman? Well, for now anyway before her outfit invariably goes the way of Superman’s lightning-inspired blue outfit or those horrible days where he rocked (or really, failed to rock) a mullet. Jim Lee’s responsible for the redesign and I have to say I’m not a fan. She looks young and hip for 1990, but nothing like the Amazonian warrior she is meant to. And while I am the first to suggest that many female heroes need costume updates to add some of the Nolanverse-Batman practicality above the “how does my cleavage look in this?”-motivated outfits they’re currently sporting, Wonder Woman is one of the few whose revealing outfit actually makes some sense with her roots and her back story.

But anything I could add to the critique of the look is more than covered in this brilliant article by Comic Book Resource’s Sonia Harris (click to visit her page on CBR). It’s an awesome, respectful and intelligent response and I love it.

As a designer, I love clothing. It is basically packaging for humans. Just like packaging, the function is two-fold; 1) Packaging gives a clear indication of what is inside, and 2) Packaging facilitates the use of whatever it contains. Extending this to clothing then, the primary function of any item of clothing is to convey something clear about the wearer to world, and then to create ease and efficacy of movement. In many ways a superhero costume (or more realistically, a uniform for work) must do this even more blatantly. People must be able to immediately recognize the job and stay out of the heroes way.

A pet peeve of mine is people who can use design software, and so they call themselves designers, (despite no experience or training in the field.) Even though I am able to cook, I would never call myself a chef. Similarly, just because a comic book artist is able to draw clothing, that does not make them stylists or fashion designers. When was the last time a woman asked a geeky man to help her buy clothing (other than maybe some fetish wear)? Men have a tendency to take one glance at mall fashion in their teens, and never look again. Never was this more obvious than in comic books, and the new Wonder Woman costume has to be the pinnacle of this kind of folly. In comic books luckily men are rarely called upon to draw civilians, but when they do, men consistently draw women in clothing that would only have worked 10 or 20 years ago. Sadly, none of them think to employ the advice of stylists or designers. Alexander McQueen and Vivienne Westwood have designed superheroic clothing that is 20 years ahead of it’s time. For the first time in history, fashion is looking to comic books for inspiration, so why is Jim Lee throwing out everything that is so super about Wonder Woman’s costume now? Let us dissect some of the most egregious errors that have been made here:

1. The Jacket:
At the moment, while fashion is pretty eclectic, I personally like the military influences and fitted jackets that are going on, they are neat and tailored while still showing a woman’s waist. I have broad shoulders, so I’m always happy when clothes like that are in because I look better with well-tailored jackets instead of slouchy ones. What I’m not seeing anywhere are oversized cut-off bolero jackets. This is something that was briefly fashionable in the 1980′s, and it only ever looked good on very thin women with no asses (hence the short-lived appeal. Wonder Woman is an Amazon warrior. As an Amazon, she’s got a nice muscular ass (or I want to know why not) and she’s not going to dress like a teenager from Flashdance.

2. Leggings:
Similarly, legging are currently so abused and so heinous a fashion crime, that even American Apparel (that bastion of irritating hipster-wear) have had to clearly label their leggings as tights, and not pants. Wonder Woman is timeless and godlike, not a trashy teen

3. Gloves:
In a similar militaristic influence as the fitted jackets, people have been wearing wrist wraps and cuffs as fashion accessories for a while now. Finally, after 70 years of being drastically unfashionable, why would Wonder Woman suddenly stop wearing them and move on to some glove-things which could inhibit wrist mobility? It’s nonsensical. Wrist cuffs are finally a mainstream fashion accessory, so let’s get rid of them? No, it’s ridiculous.

4. Choker:
Chokers were kind of big in the early ’90′s, remember that? It was to sex up the fact that grunge for women was pretty hideous at times. How do you remind people that you’re hot when you’re generally wearing plaid shirts and jeans which are 4 sizes too big? Throw on a choker. I do sometimes still see them on underwear models, so that’s probably where Lee got the idea.

As an emissary of the gods, a brave warrior sent to do battle in a foreign land, Wonder Woman comes from a race who cut off a breast to be better bowmen. No matter how this character is changed, she is not going to stop being an Amazon, so what is the thinking behind this feeble attempt to clothe her? I’m having a very hard time with Jim Lee’s take on Wonder Woman’s new costume.

As an art director, the idea of simply throwing away 70 years of strong brand recognition of this first lady of super powers is an absolute horror story. I am consoling myself with the idea that this is probably just a temporary marketing idea (and as despicable as I find that, it makes some sense.) Other characters have been through similar phases, for example Superman’s blue period, or Spider-Man’s black suit, but in both of those instances, they looked simply strange, otherworldly even, which made some sense in their universes. This low-rent anti-fashion statement cheapens the brand of Wonder Woman, and it’s a brand which cannot take this kind of abuse.

I’ve always sort of liked Wonder Woman’s ludicrously old school costume. The subtle tweaks that it’s had over the years are perfectly acceptable to me (a higher leg on the pants, or hipster shorts, small changes to the bodice, etc), but it always remained essentially the same, and spoke volumes about her power. Most superhero costumes are revealing, after all, they’re physically perfect (though even the Blob wears a form-fitting costume, so maybe it’s not about the physique, but the job), whatever the reason, a lot of the most powerful heroes are practically naked. Complete nudity is almost always a sign of incredible power, for example the Silver Surfer and Doctor Manhattan do not wear clothing because they’re all-powerful. By dint of the same logic, I like the fact that Wonder Woman shows some skin, it implies that she is so strong that she never even considered wearing restrictive, protective garments.

On the rare occasions that Wonder Woman dons her ceremonial white robes for royal functions and ambassadorial duties, or her battle armor in times of epic battle. She is aware that her simple, daily uniform only fulfills some functions and isn’t appropriate for all situations. She’s not crazy. But she also knows the power of a god-like legend, and doesn’t work mess with it. The costume she has is like that of the emergency services, it is unchanging and functions to let people know what she is and what she does. Yes, it is a fantastical creation, and it is unrealistic. So are Amazons and superheroes. She is our link with Greek mythology, and her brash, obvious, American flag-inspired costume cements that bond. Drastically changing Wonder Woman’s costume is absolutely criminal, and to do so to a geeky man’s specifications is doubly criminal. She is a brand, and icon, and a hero.

Of course, we remain an action figure blog despite the urge to go Tumblr and reblog articles like this one, so here’s a link that I hope provides a little bit of refreshment in the form of…well, the now-old-school Wonder Woman in action figure form. She appears in a number of the lines that you can check out if you’re in the mood for the original iconic look.

And one more thing, also pertaining to women in comics not getting a fair shake: did you know Bruce Timm and co. were planning a Batgirl movie but have since seen the project cancelled for no reason but that a female superhero couldn’t draw a big enough crowd? It’s true, and it’s the reason why you should consider grabbing the 2009 Wonder Woman animated film, an underrated but brilliant movie I was lucky enough to see when it premiered at NYCC. It’s a really great film, stars Keri Russell, Nathan Fillion, Alfred Molina and Rosario Dawson and it might just help make a difference in DC’s perception of its watchers.

Wonder Woman 2009 [Blu-ray]

Wonder Woman 2009 (Two-Disc Special Edition)


Link: 25 Hilariously Inaccurate Knock-off Toys

June 11, 2010

We sell a ton of toys from a ton of fandoms over at Cmdstore.com and we like to think we’re offering the best of the best, but I can say that I think we’re lacking when it comes to items like Politic Pat, Blandness Girl or something called…Robert Cop?

Taken from a few sites, a collection of figures and toys is now up over at Urlesque.com to showcase just what happens when good toys are subject to some truly terrible foreign knock-offs.

(I especially enjoy Spader-Man)

Check it out here!


Ronnie James Dio: 1942-2010

May 17, 2010

I knew very little about Ronnie James Dio, but did know of his contributions to the metal community and that a number of my friends were fans. Hearing of his death yesterday, there was little I could say that would do justice to the man, but read a number of tributes online and finally settled on this one to repost. It’s from photographer Kyle Cassidy‘s personal Livejournal and details an encounter with the man himself.

In the grand scheme of things, there’s Ronnie James Dio, and then there’s everybody else.

Last week my friend Colin phoned up to say he had tickets to a freaking Black Sabbath autograph session in nowhere New Jersey. Needless to say, I was excited. I knew it was going to be a heard of cattle, but the idea of being able to be within mere inches of The Elf Himself caused me no end of tingling. I hied up there on the appropriate day, purchased my Black Sabbath box set (of which I already own every album, of course — (on cassette, LP and CD) and stood in line with 599 other people. The signing was only scheduled to take an hour so I whistled a happy tune, but the line moved slowly. As we approached the door, someone said “They’re answering questions! And posing for photographs!”

Now I was concerned, worried even. Before I was going to blissfully walk past as they signed my CD and get shoved out the door, but THIS added a whole new level of complexity. WHAT WOULD I SAY TO FREAKING RONNIE JAMES DIO? It’s like someone saying “Oh, Kyle, Archemedes is on the phone, he says you have 30 seconds to ask him one question.”

So I fretted and worried. I wanted to say something sincere, polite, and brief. Finally, I settled on:

“I hope you wake up happy every morning, knowing that you’ve made the world a better place.”

It was brief, polite, and — sincere. I went back to whistling my happy tune until I was shoved through the door in my little group of five and found myself seemingly alone in the presence of the greatest heavy metal band in the history of the galaxy.

Vinnie and Geezer signed my boxed set. “I loved the GZR” album, I said to Geezer. He nodded. Out of 600 people in line, I was, I’m sure, only the 45th to remember his obscure solo project to him that afternoon. He slid my CD’s over to FREAKING RONNIE JAMES DIO who looked up at me, stuck out his hand and said:

“THANKS FOR COMING OUT.”

I looked at him and I was dumbstruck. I couldn’t think of a word to say. My mouth hung open, my arms went limp, people behind me in line grumbled, the clock stopped ticking. FREAKING RONNIE JAMES DIO was looking up at me fully expecting me to say something. I stammered:

“i hope … you … wake up … every … morning ….”

His head knocked back a little and he said,

“I DO. I DO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING.”

“no,” i stuttered, “i mean … i hope … you’re … happy….”

“I’M PRETTY HAPPY ALL THE TIME,” said FREAKING RONNIE JAMES DIO, giving me a weird look.

“Move along!” said some dude in a black shirt. Tony Iomi shook my hand, signed my cd and said “Mmph!” which normally would have rocked my world like someone calling me up to tell me that I’d won the Pyramids in a contest, but all I could think of was the fact that FREAKING RONNIE JAMES DIO THINKS IM AN IDIOT.

photo (and text) by Kyle Cassidy

I hope you find much Metal on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge. \m/

Be sure to check out the rest of Mr. Cassidy’s blog! It’s a great read and features some incredible photography.


Conjurations 2010: A Montreal Gaming Convention

April 1, 2010

In the Montreal area and looking for an awesome way to geek-out with other gamers, LARPers or just some fellow genre-fans? Then you’ll be pleased to know that Montreal is once again going to be home to an event known as Conjurations.

Conjurations spans the weekend of May 15th to 16th, 2010 and takes place at the Church of St. John The Evangelist, corner of President Kennedy and Kimberley (137 President Kennedy Avenue, Montreal, Quebec, H2X 3P6, Place des Arts Metro). The hours are as follows:

Saturday, 10 AM to 10 PM
Sunday, 10 AM to 6 PM

You can expect RPGs, Miniature boardgames, LARPs, CCGs, wargames and more! The admission is $10 for the whole day, $5 if you’re running one game and FREE if you run two or more games. Learn more by visiting Conjurations online at GGConventions.com.

And look out, creators! From the Conjurations website, we have this information:

We are looking for people to run games (board games, DMs, GMs, CCGs, etc.). If you have the urge to show off your favorite game, to run that cool scenario that you’ve been conjuring up, or to meet new people who have the same hobbies as you, then this is your chance! E-mail us right now at conventions@gamers-guild.net. Tell us what you want to run. Multiple events are welcome. Don’t be shy; amaze us with your imagination.

Hope to see you there!


April Fool’s Day Online

April 1, 2010

I’ve never been big on pranks. I’ve always found too many of them lack any real cleverness or end up falling flat after a ton of preparation. Which is probably why I really enjoy the online takes on April Fools: they’re simple, they’re an amusing break from the normal routine and they’re generally quite witty.

CTV has a pretty good rundown of what you’ll be able to find out on the internet today.

April Fool’s Day used to be a day of jokes, fake news items, and the always popular switching the salt for the sugar prank. These days, fake news items, sadly, still abound. But now, it’s all about the web-based April Fool’s Day hoaxes.

Search engine behemoth Google has somehow become the master of this genre. Last year, they caused the layout of their proprietary YouTube pages to flip upside down. Quite droll. The year before that, they “Rickrolled” every viewer who clicked on a Featured Video on the YouTube homepage. Really, does that ever grow old?

And every April Fool’s Day since 2002, they’ve unveiled a list of bogus new Google services. (Clearly, their well-paid developers have a lot of extra time on their hands – and odd senses of humour).

These phony new services have ranged from the “somewhat amusing,” to the “No seriously, they really should invent that.”

In the latter category was last year’s Gmail Autopilot, a service that would analyze how you answer emails, then do it for you as if it really were you — signature grammatical errors and all. (No seriously, they really should invent that!)

In the former category have been Google Gulp, a drink touted to make users smarter about search inquiries; Virgle, a joint project with the Virgin Group to establish a permanent human settlement on Mars, and the pretty much self-explanatory Google Book Search Scratch and Sniff.

Google has already rolled out this year’s list of fictitious services. They include such soon-to-be-classic gems as Google Translate for Animals and Google Street View in Anachrome 3D. We’ll leave you to review them yourselves. This year, Google even officially changed its name to Topeka. As in, Topeka, Kansas. It’s a long story; Google it — I mean, Topeka it.

Ironically, what has become a tradition for Google on April Fool’s Day once led to embarrassing confusion. When the conglomerate announced on April 1, 2004, that it was launching an email service called Gmail, offering the then-unheard-of 1 gigabyte of free email storage, many assumed it was a hoax. It wasn’t, but Google learned something about becoming a victim of its own success.

Among other sites with a history of April Fool’s Day hoaxes is ThinkGeek, a web-based retailer that sells mugs, t-shirts and the like for programmers and other “geeks.” Each year, they mark this April day by posting a bevy of bogus new products. They’ve included the CaffeDerm, a caffeine-delivering system of skin patches; a PC EZ-Bake Oven, designed to fit in a 5¼-inch drive bay; wireless extension cords (think about that for a second); and a USB Pet Rock.

Facebook got into the April pranking game in 2007, when the networking site claimed to have upgraded its virtual “Poke” feature with a new functionality called LivePoke, which promised to dispatch a real person to poke your FB friends.

Last year, the venerable Guardian newspaper decided to jump on the Web hoax wagon by announcing it was going to embrace the Internet in a whole new way, by ditching its print edition to publish exclusively on Twitter, relaying all the news of the world in 140-character tweets.

It also announced a mammoth project to rewrite the newspaper’s entire archive into tweets. Stories were to include: “OMG Hitler invades Poland, allies declare war. See tinyurl.com/b5x6e for more” and “JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF?”

This year, some Twitter users planned what may well have been history’s worst kept secret April Fool’s Day prank. A number of Justin’s Bieber’s 1.6 million followers conspired to collectively unfollow the 16-year-old pop star, and then re-follow him the next day. OMG, it would be the most hilarious prank ev-ah, they agreed! But when that prank attempt got blown open when a number of news outlets squealed, it morphed into a prank to tell Bieber his beloved Chuck Norris had died. No word on whether Bieber fell for it. Twelve-year-old humour: who can understand it?

Finally, there are those who use April Fool’s Day for more malicious Web-based pranks. Case in point: last year’s Downadup/Conficker worm.

The worm was all the buzz of the security world early last year, roaming the Web looking for computers not protected by security software and taking advantage of – you guessed it — a security vulnerability in the Windows operating system. Once triggered on April 1, 2009, the worm allowed hackers to create a “secret entrance” onto the infected computer, giving them easy access to everything on the PCs.

Fortunately, patches were introduced ahead of the trigger date, so Conficker didn’t turn into the widespread threat it could have. Nevertheless, security software maker Symantec says the criminals behind Downadup/Conficker “still have the keys to some 6.5 million of these computers, which have not been fixed by their owners, leaving them open to be victimized at any time by cybercriminals.”

“Downadup/Conficker served as a great reminder to consumers and businesses about the need for effective security protection,” the company warned in a news release this week, noting the need for PC owners to keep their security patches up to date as well as to regularly update their security software.

A reminder that not all Web-based April Fool’s Day pranks are in good humour.


Fewdio: Short Films, Big Scares

March 11, 2010

In a time when horror microfiction from places like Creepypasta.com, Ichor Falls and The Josef K. Stories is getting more and more popular (giving birth to such awesome places as the recent Livejournal Spotlight ONTD Creepy), it’s not surprising that more and more well-made shorts have been making it onto youtube and beyond. Take, No Through Road for example, an amateur horror short about a group of teens on a doomed ride home. Or this other mockumentary short by a very talented amateur effects artist, showcasing a supposed “Demon Attack”. Yep, horror is back in a…well, small way: tired of the same old thing Hollywood’s carting out, the little guy is fighting back.

And perhaps none so effectively as the guys at Fewdio.com. A talented team of seven men brings to life some of the best urban horror out there today. Sure, there are a couple that definitely lean in the cheesy direction and they do throw in a screamer or two, but for ambient, creeping dread, you’ll find few groups who do it better. The 3-15 minute movies are an ideal format that allows the Fewdio folks to explore dozens of different ideas. Check out their website.

Here’s a sample of what you might find. Click to visit their youtube channel!


The Impossible Quiz

March 1, 2010

Recently, I posted about one of my favourite websites, Sporcle.com. Sporcle is a collection of quizzes designed to stimulate the mind, make you reach into the recesses of your brain and hey, kill some time when you’re sitting at work or meant to be writing that essay that’s due tomorrow. It’s got something for everybody, so there are few people who won’t find a quiz that makes them feel like either a total genius or a total fool.

But there’s one quiz out there, off-Sporcle, that might make everyone feel as though they need to hi the books. I give you…THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ.

It’s kind of fun to try it out the first few times, but about 4 tries in I think I was on the verge of a breakdown. How much can you take? (Note: I picked the easiest example up there, I think. So don’t be fooled by the question (whose answer is K.O.) and start thinking you’re going to ace this.

But remember to hit up Sporcle.com when it’s time to get your brain back.