Arrested Development Movie: It’s still on!

August 26, 2009

I was a HUGE fan of Arrested Development when it first aired in…wait, 2003? The fact that it’s been that long is scary, but I suppose it’s a testament to it’s quality that it’s been able to stay in the public consciousness long enough that fans are still clamoring for a film.

Recently, though, it seemed unlikely that we would ever see the fabled Arrested Development movie, as various people connected to the project just shrugged when it was mentioned, said it was ‘in development’ or confessed that it hadn’t exactly been written yet. The ‘Arrested Development in arrested development’ jokes wrote them selves.

Until today! Because star Jason Batemen confirms to Collider that hope is still alive!

Question: What is the state of “Arrested Development”?

Jason Bateman: The script’s being written and when Mitch is done with it we can go to the scheduling part of it which will probably prove to be a bit challenging given the size of the cast.

And they’re all attached?

Jason: He is asked us not to speak about specifics, but that he’s working on it.

It seems like 5 or 6 months there was a lot of momentum. A lot of people talking about the film. And then it seemed like it sort of got a little bit quiet. Everyone’s a little nervous it’s actually happening. Is it, in fact, actually being written right now?

Jason: Yes.


That’s 100%?

Jason: Yeah. Yeah. That’s never changed. I mean people have guessed and “rumored” and all that other stuff in all areas of the media. I’ve always been a little sort of…I’ve always felt bad that I never had more information to give people when they asked me about it, but I guess people kind of got frustrated by that and they just started kind of making up their own sort of “well, we haven’t heard that much” or “news hasn’t changed so it must be going away”. I don’t know. It sort of took a life of its own on and fatigue started to set in I think about the whole story of it. I mean, there’s really no need to write anything about it at all until he’s done writing it. Once he writes it then, just like any movie, then it becomes something a little bit more real and then you try to figure out scheduling and you try to figure out people’s deals. I mean, it’s got the same life that any other project would have. It has just as much a chance of happening as it does of not happening really.


Crisis Averted: Megan Fox NOT cast as Catwoman

August 26, 2009

UPI puts to rest the rumours that have been flying today regarding Megan Fox’s casting as Catwoman in the third Christopher Nolan Batman film. There’s no doubt Megan’s got looks, but comic fans were definitely doubtful of her acting talent given her lackluster performances in other films. And when you’re acting alongside Christian Bale, Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine (just to name a few), you’ve definitely gotta bring more than a pretty face. What we don’t need is another Halle Berry-style Catwoman, which made even big fans of the character cringe. So for all those concerned, here’s the real story:

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 26 (UPI) — Hollywood’s Warner Bros. studio is shooting down a report claiming actress Megan Fox has been cast as Catwoman in the next Batman movie.

“It’s rumor. It’s not true,” a studio representative told People.com of the British tabloid report. “There is no script. There is no project to be cast in.”

Fox, 23, is best known for her work in the two “Transformers” blockbusters. Her other film credits include “How to Los Friends & Alienate People” and the upcoming “Jennifer’s Body.”


A Repo! Rip-off?

August 26, 2009

When I first heard about Repo! The Genetic Opera, it was premiering at the Fantasia Film Festival in Montreal. It seemed to be everything I hated: pointless gore, forced cult appeal and a Hot Topic aesthetic all wrapped up in a rock opera I figured I’d dislike as much as its predecessor, Rocky Horror. So when I caught myself tapping along to one of the pre-released tracks (“Zydrate Anatomy”), I was already surprised. And downright shocked when I watched the movie and actually enjoyed it.

The film tells the story of a dystopian future in which organ failure has crippled the globe and the market for replacement organs is monopolized by GeneCo, a company as necessary as it is corrupt. But what happens when a patient can’t pay the debt they owe? The Repo Man comes calling. The story itself is the tale of this Repo Man, who is by night a cruel killer but by day a single father trying to protect his ailing daughter from the darkness of the world. Throw in a drug-dealing graverobber, a vapid junkie socialite played by Paris Hilton, a blind opera singer and a cast of other strange characters and you get something truly unique–even if that uniqueness isn’t come by naturally.

Perhaps appropriately for a film that demands to be a cult classic, the studios weren’t big on it and it never got a proper release, languishing at little festivals until it hit DVD a few months ago. But now there’s a new movie coming out and it seems just a bit…strange. Here’s the word from The Examiner


I am a fan of the rock/horror opera film, Repo! The Genetic Opera. I liked the originality and despite some tacky song numbers it was a very entertaining movie. Lately I’ve been reading teasers and rumors about a Universal Studios picture in the works with a similar title and a near mirror of the storyline. Repo! Wasn’t a mainstream movie and it didn’t make as big as impact as it should have, but it has its followers and had enough success for the sequel rumors to begin circulating. However, I want to make it very clear right now that this Repo Men! film is not, I repeat, not the sequel to the Genetic Opera. To be perfectly honest I can’t figure out this Repo Men! movie, I just don’t see the point in making a film so similar.

Repo Men! Centers on Remy, played by Jude Law, a repo man made up of artificial organs, who receives a heart transplant. When he struggles to make the payments, he must go on the run from his former partner, played by Forest Whitaker. Beth, played by Alice Braga, married but lost touch with Remy while he was serving in the Army. Ten years later, Beth, down on her luck and retrofitted with artificial organs, is reunited with Remy as they seek to run. For Genetic Opera fans this will sound very familiar.

I’m not against this film; I just don’t understand why a studio like Universal would go through the process of making a film that is so very similar to another. I realize that some of you are wondering why I would question the integrity of the film, but the sequel fad is roaring strong and I’m afraid that this may turn out to be another slip in the wrong direction. I certainly hope that this doesn’t mean that other studios will begin ripping off plotlines from less successful films. I’ll keep watching for updates and we’ll just have to wait and see where this film ends up.

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Now, some might call this a misunderstanding, a case of accidental similarity. But a look at this interview with the writer, director and actress Alexa Vega tells a different story.


New Sabretooth Figures from Marvel Select

August 26, 2009

We’ve already mentioned the CmdStore EXCLUSIVE First Appearance Sabretooth, but we’ve got a second rendering of Wolverine’s nemesis that has just arrived in-stock. Also from Marvel Select, here’s a look at the newest villain they’ve brought to life! You can snag it now, or check out the whole selection of Marvel Select figures to see if your favourite character has made the cut!


Meth Ring Busted, Showed Blatant Disregard for Batman

August 26, 2009


(image by Brandon Bird)

CNN.com reports that a meth ring has been using comic books to launder the money they get for their illegal drugs. Among the comics they used were Superman and Batman titles, which is of course distressing to me: Neither Batsy nor Supes would ever want to be associated with the very kind of crime they fight so hard to stop. But of course, too few criminals are well-versed in the morality of the DC heroes, so maybe the only lesson they’ll learn will be coming from the arresting officers.

I hope Commissioner Gordon was involved.


DENVER, Colorado (CNN) — Investigators in Colorado say they have broken up a massive methamphetamine ring in the Denver area that distributed pounds of the dangerous drug every week and laundered the profits using collectible comic books.
Aaron Castro and his brother were the leaders of the methamphetamine ring, authorities say.

“To launder the money you have to use something that is quick and convenient,” Colorado Attorney General John Suthers said at a news conference Monday. “And in this case, they used classic comic books.”

While arresting the alleged ringleaders, brothers Aaron and Alfonzo Castro, law enforcement officers seized about 100 boxes of first-edition collectible comic books. Investigators say one title alone is worth $3,500 and the total collection of comics is worth half a million dollars.

“It appeared they were working on a startup company for high-end comic books,” said Don Quick, the district attorney in Adams County near Denver.

Quick said the seized comic books included some first-edition Superman and Batman titles. The fragile, vintage comics were stored in plastic bags for protection.

According to a grand jury indictment released Monday, the Castro brothers arranged for weekly, multiple-pound shipments of the meth from Phoenix, Arizona. The brothers then distributed the drugs to a network of runners that made deliveries to dealers around the Denver area.


(What’s cookin’, good-lookin’? Answer: Meth.)

Suthers says Castro brothers sometimes used females “as drug mules by having them hide methamphetamine inside their vaginal cavities.” These women would then deliver the meth to a series of houses, and then lower-level dealers would distribute the drug.

“It’s a tawdry piece of information, but it’s a big part of what this group was doing,” he said.

These same runners also collected money from dealers and delivered it to the Castro brothers. Suthers said the drugs most likely were manufactured in Mexico, and each month’s shipments had a street value of about $2 million.

The indictment details 145 drug possession and distribution charges from October 2008 to earlier this month. The Castros and 39 other people are listed as defendants. The Castro brothers and their top runners are also charged with racketeering.

Of the 41 defendants, 40 are in custody. The Castros are being held in the Adams County jail on $1 million bail each. It is unclear if they have attorneys.


The August 2009 Webkinz! And a taste of what’s next…

August 26, 2009

The new August 2009 Webkinz have arrived! Silversoft Cat (above), Lionfish, Iguana and Mocha Pup are the most recent plush pals to join the collection and they’re all as soft and adorable as you’d expect from what has been one of the most successful toy trends since Beanie Babies.

But of course, that begs the question: what’s next? Well, the folks at Smith & Tinker hope the answer is something called Nanovor. Paidcontent.org has the story…

Seattle-based gaming company Smith & Tinker is hoping that it can turn a combination of an online battle game and related electronic toys into a franchise that’s just as lucrative as Webkinz (which is bringing in a reported $750 million per year, per SAI).

The Seattle-based company recently launched Nanovor, a free online game that lets kids battle fantasy creatures—also called Nanovors—but the WSJ reports that it will start selling the toys, which retail for about $50, in stores this October. And the revenue stream doesn’t stop there; kids will also be able to build up their creature army with add-on packs they can buy with virtual currency called Nanocash.

Smith & Tinker’s comprehensive business model has helped it raise $29 million in funding since its launch in 2007. Its most recent cash infusion (amount undisclosed) came in July; investors included original backer Alsop Louie Partners, as well as DCM, Foundry Group, Leo Capital Holdings and Paul Allen’s Vulcan Capital. The company will promote Nanovor with TV ads and a web series.

The hybrid online/offline game strategy has worked well for Ganz (parent company of Webkinz), but also for Nintendo, which by most accounts, has raked in well over $15 billion for its Pokemon franchise since 1996. Meanwhile, Disney (NYSE: DIS) paid $350 million for a slice of the business when it bought out Club Penguin in 2007.

That’s not to say that Smith & Tinker’s Nanovor franchise is guaranteed to be a success. Ganz faced fallout when it tried to up the Webkinz revenue stream by running ads in its virtual world, and Disney’s Club Penguin deal hasn’t proven to be as lucrative as the media company forecasted. Smith & Tinker will also have to overcome the challenge of getting parents to shell out $50 for (another) electronic toy in the midst of a recession.


Blog Recs: CAKE WRECKS

August 26, 2009

The Cakwrecks Blog is a hilarious exploration of the world of baked goods that go horribly awry. From misspellings to complete grammatical failures, terrifying renditions of favourite characters to things that were never meant to be put on a cake, this blog rounds up the very worst, adds some very entertaining commentary and presents it in a gallery of the absurd, cake-style.

But there’s also a treat for some especially geeky readers. Sometimes, when the author is feeling charitable or there is some absence of horrifyingly bad cakes, we are treated to some gems like Doctor Who cakes, a whole set of cakes based on Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog and things as awesome as this:


John Cleese: $1 Million for 23 minutes of work?

August 25, 2009

Feeling down about your day job? Be prepared to feel even worse thanks to this article from Contact Music:

MONTY PYTHON star JOHN CLEESE is bouncing back financially after he was forced to hand over a multi-million dollar pay out to his ex-wife – he reportedly earned $1 million (£666,000) for 23 minutes work on the latest SHREK movie.

Earlier this month (Aug09) the actor was ordered to give ex Alyce Faye Eichelberger $12 million (£8 million) in cash and assets – including a New York apartment, a London property, and a share in a beach house in California – on top of another $918,000 (£612,000) annually for the next seven years.

Cleese was fuming with the ruling, insisting the divorce settlement means his former wife is now richer than he is.

But it doesn’t seem as though the veteran British funnyman will be left desolate – he received $1 million (£666,000) for lending his voice to forthcoming Shrek Forever for under half an hour.

The star, who played King Harold in the earlier outings of the hit animated franchise, received the mammoth amount for just one scene.
A source tells Britain’s News of the World newspaper, “This is the ultimate sign that John can still make the big bucks.”


New Ame-Comi Figures from DC Direct!

August 25, 2009

To some, anime is the worst thing to happen to the comic book world, infiltrating it with an unwelcome aesthetic and rabid fanbase the non-manga-readers want no part of. But to others, anime complements the world of Western heroes and brings the characters to life in a completely new way while still maintaining the core sensibilities.

These are toys for the second group.

From DC Direct, we’ve got the Ame-Comi statuettes and figures, featuring the women of DC (oh, and Batman as the lone male) like you’ve never seen them before. Wonder Woman, Catwoman, Huntress, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn and more! They’re all here in this deluxe collection featuring the work of some truly talented designers. Click the pics to take a look at the whole collection, but first, here’s one of the more recent figures featuring a wild revamp for the Dark Knight:


Inglorious Basterds On Top!

August 25, 2009

Haven’t gotten a chance to check it out yet, but I’m pretty keen to see Inglorious Basterds A.S.A.P. When I first heard about it, I was naturally a little suspicious as to whether the twisted history tale of Hitler’s defeat by an American-led guerilla group would be watchable (even under Tarantino’s eye). But having seen the reviews, the trailers and some behind-the-scenes stuff, it’s definitely won me over, even without the dreaminess that is a 1940s-styled Brad Pitt (see above).

Gossip Jackal’s got the numbers.

Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglorious Basterds” took the win this weekend at the box office earning $37.6 million.

Possibly due to the star power of Brad Pitt, this is the biggest opening ever for a Tarantino movie beating out “Kill Bill Vol. 2” which grossed $25.1 million in 2004.

Pushed out of first into second this weekend was the Neill Blomkamp directed and Peter Jackson produced movie “District 9”. The alien sci-fi film brought in $18.9 million for a ten day total of $73.5 million.

Holding steady in the top three in its third week was “G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra” with $12.5 million.

“The Time Traveller’s Wife” starring Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana wasn’t too far behind in fourth with $10 million.

Finally rounding out the top five with $9 million was the Amy Adams and Meryl Streep starrer “Julie and Julia” from director Nora Ephron.