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Was Tiger Woods car accident result of Tiger Woods affair???

So…Mr Clean is not really so clean!  Looks like Tiger got caught with his hands in the cookie jar!  Even a Billionaire can’t cover this up!

Here is the latest news report:

With pressure mounting to come clean about his mysterious early-morning car crash and allegations of hanky-panky with a Gotham party girl, an embattled Tiger Woods yesterday ducked Florida cops for the fourth day in a row and bailed out of his own golf tournament.

But police vowed to get to the bottom of why the 33-year-old golf titan had to be treated for facial cuts and bruises Friday morning. Woods drove his 2009 Cadillac Escalade out of the driveway of his mansion on Deacon Circle in Windermere, Fla., slamming into a fire hydrant and a tree.

His wife, Swedish former au pair Elin Nordegren Woods, 29, told police she smashed out the SUV’s windows with a golf club to save her husband, even though the vehicle’s air bags never inflated (it’s more like she gave him a beating with his own club and he took it like a man).

“It’s our job to investigate crashes,” Florida Highway Patrol Capt. Mark Welch told the Herald, “and that’s what we’re going to do. We’re looking at every aspect of the crash to find out its specific cause.”

Woods announced yesterday he was dropping out of the Chevron World Challenge “due to injuries.”

“I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week,” the world’s top-ranked golfer said in a statement. “I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I’m sorry that I can’t be there.”

Woods canceled a press conference this afternoon to promote the Thousand Oaks, Calif., tourney that benefits his charity, the Tiger Woods Foundation.

PGA Tour officials yesterday declined to comment on published reports by the National Enquirer that Woods had an affair with 34-year-old Manhattan events planner Rachel Uchitel, slicing his five-year marriage into the rough.

Uchitel has admitted meeting Woods, but denies they’ve hooked up romantically. The busty bombshell is now under the wing of famed Los Angeles legal eagle Gloria Allred.

Uchitel’s mother, Susan Bishop, declined to comment on the media frenzy, telling the Herald last night, “She’s a wonderful daughter and I support her.”

Orange County Sheriff’s deputies were dispatched to Woods’ accident at 2:29 a.m. Friday and arrived on scene in four minutes, according to an incident report.

A male neighbor who called 911 advised them Woods was lying unconscious on the ground.

Celebrity gossip Web site TMZ has reported Woods was hurt prior to the crash in a post-Thanksgiving dust-up with his wife over Uchitel.

In a statement he released Sunday, Woods said his wife “acted courageously.”

“Any other assertion,” he added, “is absolutely false.”

Woods has retained criminal defense attorney Mark NeJame – dubbed “Orlando’s Own Johnny Cochran” by Sunshine State media. NeJame’s office said he would not be making any comment on Woods yesterday.

As far as Woods’ lack of cooperation with investigators, Florida Highway Patrol spokesman Welch said under Florida law, “He’s only required to provide us with specific information, which he has complied with: driver’s license, registration, proof of insurance.”

Jim Solomons, spokesman for Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings, told the Herald his department has responded to Woods’ address 11 times since 2004, but the calls for service have “all been alarm-related. None have been criminal in nature.”

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